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A very witty piece, Mary Jane! The bathetic conclusion made me laugh out loud. But am I, who look so smilingly upon so many forms of perversity, to be dragooned into approving of one truly beyond the pale--to wit: that which forgoes sentence-initial capitalization (a gesture that always strikes me as if claiming it were, somehow, too ostentatious for so infinitely gentle, infinitely suffering thing as the author). No, I say--pecca fortiter!

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Perverse, and a reminder of how shallow we humans can be.

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Don't worry, he'll have plenty of fans IN prison.

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Given his notoriety, I doubt he'd be put in with the general population.

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